these are actual things people actually invented
10. The water-proof towel
(i would really need that)
9. Glow in the dark sunglasses
(...)
8. Solar powered flashlights
( i gonna kill whoever invented this)
7. Submarine screen doors
( Huh?)
6. A book on how to read
(A redneck invented this...I swear)
5. Inflatable dart boards
(some people realy have alot of time on their hands)
4. A dictionary index
(-_-*)
3. Pedal powered wheel chairs
(why??)
2. Water proof tea bags
(no comment)
1. Zero proof alchohol
(???)