Hi all and welcome to my blog....... i here actually to set up a post where u can see funny pics and talk about anything .......funny....stupid...sad....crazy, so just release all the PONDERINGS OF UR OVERLOADED MIND
Some examples of why the humans have probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods .........
On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, that's the only time in my scheldule I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner!
No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( Its the shoplifters special)
On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.
(what in the hell?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's only a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(OPPS..A bit too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
( Like I didnt know that)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that be easier?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could reduce the construction accidents
if we just kept those children off heavy machinery)
On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(It better!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.
(HUh!?...)
On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to where.)
On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.
(what OTHER use.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(I certainly hope so)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(WE KNOW!!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(How many of u've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a our believes.)
